Green aliens, UFOs said to visit UK: secret files »
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Aliens from outer space have been visiting Britain for years and UFO sightings doubled after the film Close Encounters was released in 1977, according to secret files collating reports by members of the public.
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STONERS
May 13, 2008, 10:42 p.m."The archives (at www.nation... are the first batch of a four-year release programme of all the ministry's UFO files from 1978 to the present day."
"The ministry dismisses 90 percent of the reports as having mundane explanations and leave 10 percent with a question mark and the assurance they are no defence threat."
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markmawn2
May 14, 2008, 1:28 a.m.It's the Illuminati bloodline, dude. The Queen and family are protected by UFO's. It's all in the Law of One. (OK, had to put that in.)
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Charlson
May 14, 2008, 7:58 a.m."The alien craft come in all shapes, sizes and colors but their occupants are uniformly green, the Ministry of Defence files show."
Are they environmental green too? lol.
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Dicax_Maximus
May 14, 2008, 8:42 a.m.Darnit STONE, you beat me too it !!!! Saw this in the Telegraph, interesting article......
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blinkers
May 14, 2008, 9:26 a.m."A 1983 report from a 78-year old out fishing at midnight tells of following aliens in green overalls on to a spaceship and then being told to go away because he was too old and decrepit for their purposes" .............!
Clearly the old'un had been jugging it back in his local hostelry, prior to his nocturnal fishing expedition!
(I distinctly feel a couple of ribs breaking away from their moorings!)
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PsychoHosebeast
May 14, 2008, 11:26 a.m.FTA: "Just as Algar was about to reveal himself to the government he was killed by other aliens, the author of the letter writes. He was still in telepathic contact with an alien called Malcben from the planet Platone in the Milky Way, the author added."
Yeah... we have nutcases in the U.S. too, mostly they live in trailers out in the desert.
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sumptuousdigs
May 14, 2008, 4:46 p.m."They're here ,they are, they are, they are...they're here, I say they are.
"They analyze the way we talk, they contemplate the way we walk...they're here, they are, they are, they are...they're here, I say they are."
_artist forgotten. LOL!
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STONERS
May 14, 2008, 1:37 p.m.LMAO!!! And AlphaGnosis is following her sinkers around and sinking our stories just because we sink hers, HOW CHILDISH!!! ;~] you go miss thing...It will catch up to you soon my friend....
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Cityslicker
May 14, 2008, 1:51 p.m.Wow , when I saw this story I thought maybe it was about the last few Environmentalist clinging to Gullible Warning (Global Warming) , seeing a new report from Germany has stated that in fact we are in a Global Cooling Cycle because of the Ocean Currents .
As I have said all along , Gullible Warning causes Global Cooling , Ice Caps melt causing the Oceans to cool thus setting up a cooling environment which in turn causes Global Cooling , so Gullible Warning causes Global Cooling .
Keep your stick on the Ice !
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Mutainia
May 14, 2008, 8:50 p.m.Little GREEN men? Shouldn't it be little GREY men? You can call me crazy, but, I believe in UFOs. I doubt they are coming all the way from another galaxy containing beings who just want to anally probe you. If that IS the case, though, then the universe must be a very boring place. However, they DO seem to crash their ships a lot. Due to the high incidence of UFO crashes, maybe they are putting more time and energy into anal probing rather than navigation.
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markmawn2
May 14, 2008, 9:25 p.m.They are from our distant future and they are back to kill their great great great great grandparents who sodomized each other so badly that their generatiopn ended up with hideously over sized heads and huge ugly eyes. Anal probe is the weapon of vengeance.
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texangelwings
May 14, 2008, 9:22 p.m.lol.....Google bigfoot in East Texas...:) Something else!
Thanks STONERS, I needed a good laugh! I have been trying to keep my chin up all week!
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doggammit
May 14, 2008, 9:28 p.m.ARTIST: The Byrds
TITLE: Mr. Spaceman
Lyrics and Chords
Woke up this morning with light in my eyes
And then realized it was still dark outside
It was a light coming down from the sky
I don't know who or why
/ G - A7 - / D7 - G - / :
Must be those strangers that come every night
Those saucer shaped lights put people uptight
Leave blue-green footprints that glow in the dark
I hope they get home all right
{Refrain}
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along for a ride
/ D - C - / Am - / G - / 1st / Am D7 G - /
Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird
Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared
Over my window, they'd written my name
Said, so long, we'll see you again
{Refrain twice}
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blinkers
May 15, 2008, 1:04 a.m.Ha! That's a fine song, had forgotten that.
Wonder if you ever heard of a song called "I'm the Urban Spaceman" by a British fun group called the Bonzo Dog Doo-da band, led by a prankster named Viv Stanshall (now sadly deceased)?
Great closing line to this song:
"I'm the urban spaceman, baby, her comes the twist,
I don't exist"
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